You Can Stick the Potty Dance Up Your Ass
Posted By Randy on February 9, 2011
This has been annoying me for a while because the way it’s marketed has to be among the top 3 worst concepts in advertising.
Your kid is old enough to be out of diapers but not yet clear of the need for absorptive body armor. He quietly and politely advises you that he needs to go, but do you take him PROMPTLY to a toilet as his small bladder and young age might demand? NO! Instead you pause for a fucking flash mob that portrays desperation gestures as dance moves!
And by the way, if you are too young for elementary school but too old for diapers, and yet still at risk of pissing your pants, nothing you put on your ass will make you “a big kid now”. Only actually becoming a big kid will accomplish that.
Jesus H. Christ this is lame.
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