Weekend Bullshit

| August 24, 2009

Author’s Note: The manufacturers of Spam have been cleared of all wrongdoing in the matter under discussion in this article. On Saturday I received an e-mail allegedly from “East Link Web Mail” that I’ll quote in full below exactly as written, complete with bad spelling, inappropriate word capitalizations, poor punctuation, and childlike formatting:

Rumours of My Death? I Know. I Started Them.

| August 7, 2009

Never fear dear readers. More wit, wisdom, and well deserved attitude adjustment is coming your way. Right now my mind is on Diana and dogs, and little else. Most of my written creative output of late has been going to our Golden Mountain Dog Solutions blog. Give that a read if you miss me. The […]