Observations of a Blessed Man

| October 31, 2009

One year ago today, in the glorious autumn of 2008 and on the occasion of the most perfect Hallowe’en ever documented in human history, my perfect Diana and I were married. People often ask, “Why Hallowe’en?” to which we always answer, “Because some of the most important guests are dead and that’s the only night […]

Shit Versus Shinola – There IS a Difference

| October 26, 2009

The Canadian Radio and Television Commission (CRTC) will soon be considering an application from “local” television stations aimed at forcing cable and satellite television providers to pay them what they claim to be a “fair share” of their profits. My biggest exposure to both sides of this argument comes from my morning dose of Canada […]

Extreme Shepherding!

| October 17, 2009

It’s with thanks to Bruce (Uncle Fluffatron) Shephard that I post this because it’s his fault I found it. Die hard Border Collie fan that I am, it goes to my blog without further introduction.

Solomon Kane – Large Fierce Mammal of Fantasy – Update!

| October 7, 2009

The trailer to the Solomon Kane movie is making the rounds of the internet. In case you haven’t seen it yet, I’m embedding it here. I smell DATE movie!

Problem Solving with Dog Poop

| October 4, 2009

We’ve all met the sunshiny creepy asshole who spouts some iteration of the phrase, “When life serves you lemons, make lemonade!” as if it represented some kind of a solution to the real life problem of your car just having blown a head gasket. I wish it were otherwise, but the reason we’ve all met […]