I Honed My Knife for This?

| August 22, 2015

In the tradition established by my earlier pieces, The Game – Sharp and To the Point and When Zip Met John, I offer this. I Honed My Knife for This? By LFM An urge to drain my bilge was how I met the stupid lad. He was lurking just outside the door Where toilets could […]

A Wee Foul Limerick

| August 19, 2015

Some lads never get beyond the most rudely direct approach in their quest for sexual gratification. Paul is one of those. Sadly, such as he stay the course because, once in a while, it works. A Wee Foul Limerick By LFM A cocky young fellow named Paul Approached a sweet lass at the mall. He […]

Ode to the Colicky Bairn

| August 15, 2015

By all reports, Mrs. LFM and I were both colicky babies. Having both been born at a very young age, neither of us has any direct recollection, so we’re forced to take parental word on that. Rumour has it that 40% of babies have colic, and whether or not that is accurate, SFM Lukas represents […]