Randy | October 16, 2024
Does the World exist to torment you and trample your dreams, along with your best efforts to achieve them, into the dust with a cackle? If you answered yes, then tonight’s Feature Artist is here to help.
Category: A Call to Arms, Alpha and Omega, Bush, Blade, Birch, Bludgeon, and Boomstick, Gonads and Strife, Public Service Announcements, Romance, Sex, The Dark Side, Tom Foolery, True Arte, True Grit, Winter is Coming |
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Randy | October 9, 2024
People really need to be careful of the tattoos they get put on themselves. Marking yourself with a character from an Asian language you don’t speak yourself, only to find out too late that it means something embarrassing, isn’t even close to being the worst thing that could happen. Some languages were never meant to […]
Category: Alpha and Omega, Food and Drink, Gonads and Strife, Natural Selection, Poetry, Sex, The Dark Side, Trick or Treat |
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Randy | October 5, 2024
“All this to bring us here tonight where no man is of a piece, unless that’s all you’ve left of him.” ~ Dark Sentiments Season 15 — Day 2: Authority With your blood clearly still up from last night’s Sword Dance, I would be remiss in abandoning the saga of Donald McBane whose early experiments […]
Category: A Call to Arms, About Beginnings, Alpha and Omega, Bush, Blade, Birch, Bludgeon, and Boomstick, Business As Usual, Entertainment, Fathercraft, Food and Drink, Gonads and Strife, Lest We Forget, Reality Stranger than Fiction, Sex, Shit and Shinola, The Dark Side, Tom Foolery, True Arte, True Grit |
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Randy | October 1, 2024
Welcome back to our fireside, goode and weary Pilgrim, and this 15th Season of Dark Sentiments. Here, by the grim and unflinching Watchstone, we can take our ease, speak freely, and match observations with the utterances of those who would proclaim laws to have it otherwise. We don’t cater to weakness here, nor do we […]
Category: A Call to Arms, About Beginnings, Alpha and Omega, Bush, Blade, Birch, Bludgeon, and Boomstick, Entertainment, Fathercraft, Food and Drink, Gonads and Strife, Lest We Forget, Moments of Magick, Natural Selection, Previews of Work in Progress, Public Service Announcements, Romance, Sex, Shit and Shinola, The Dark Side, The Way of the Wild, Tom Foolery, Trick or Treat, True Arte, True Grit, Weihnachtsjäger, Winter is Coming, Wisdom That's Stuck to my Soul |
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Randy | April 28, 2024
This year’s iteration of my natal day, being the annual observance of delight for those who wish me well, and disappointment for those who don’t, fell as always, coincident with St. George’s Day. The tableau above consists of representative physical manifestations of the former. Clockwise from top left: The latest from my Esteemed Friend Stephen […]
Category: Bush, Blade, Birch, Bludgeon, and Boomstick, Entertainment, Family Matters, Fathercraft, Moments of Magick, Mrs. LFM, Natural Selection, Polish by Marriage, Romance, Sex, The Dark Side, Tom Foolery, True Arte, True Grit, Weihnachtsjäger |
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Randy | January 21, 2024
Previously from Weihnachtsjäger School of Charm: Introductory Pontification Getting Your Head Right Today’s Lesson Timely Advice is Never Too Late By LFM Your use to the World comes from skills that you have, And the things that you know how to do. Some come by Nature, while others are learned, Adding Value to all that […]
Category: Alpha and Omega, Bush, Blade, Birch, Bludgeon, and Boomstick, Business As Usual, Family Matters, Fathercraft, Food and Drink, Gonads and Strife, Moments of Magick, Mrs. LFM, Natural Selection, Poetry, Public Service Announcements, Reality Stranger than Fiction, Romance, Sex, The Dark Side, The Way of the Wild, True Grit, Weihnachtsjäger, Wisdom That's Stuck to my Soul |
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Randy | December 24, 2023
Frohe Weihnachten! From the House of LFM On this clear Yuletide eve May your plans be well laid, As was my Fine Wyfe — See these things that we made! Sons One, Two, and Three, With their Dad and fair Mum, Wish you all a fine night, Don’t do anything dumb!
Category: Family Matters, Fathercraft, Moments of Magick, Mrs. LFM, Natural Selection, Poetry, Polish by Marriage, Public Service Announcements, Romance, Sex, Tom Foolery, Weihnachtsjäger |
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Randy | October 4, 2023
The title of tonight’s Dark Sentiment is not a reference to one of those personal expressions of passion referred to as “sex face” which should need no explanation among this crowd, nor is it an insult like “fuck face”. It’s not the facial expression one may get at the moment of perception that an accident […]
Category: A Call to Arms, About Beginnings, Abuse of Authority, Bush, Blade, Birch, Bludgeon, and Boomstick, Entertainment, Gonads and Strife, Poetry, Public Service Announcements, Reality Stranger than Fiction, Sex, Shit and Shinola, The Dark Side, Tom Foolery |
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Randy | October 1, 2023
Welcome back oh weary Pilgrim to another season of Dark Sentiments where everything dark is darker yet! As you’ve clearly passed alive, if not unscathed, through the travails that for brevity I will refer to as “since last time”, you have earned your place at the fire we’ve stoked yet again to warm you through […]
Category: A Call to Arms, About Beginnings, Abuse of Authority, Alpha and Omega, Bush, Blade, Birch, Bludgeon, and Boomstick, Business As Usual, Dereliction of Duty, Entertainment, Family Matters, Fathercraft, Food and Drink, Gonads and Strife, Lest We Forget, Natural Selection, Previews of Work in Progress, Public Service Announcements, Sex, Shit and Shinola, The Dark Side, The Way of the Wild, Tom Foolery, Trick or Treat, True Arte, True Grit |
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Randy | July 4, 2023
In the throes of the Late Unpleasantness, a lot of ideas floated, and even now never really shot down, could be readily identified as a waste of time and resources by anyone who understood how things work. Today’s case in point is a poetical adaptation of the example I use when confronted with the argument […]
Category: Abuse of Authority, Alpha and Omega, Gonads and Strife, Public Service Announcements, Sex, Shit and Shinola, Tom Foolery |
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