Large Fierce Mammal

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Yet horns of war and strife now blow,
And echo through the land.
Loud enough, I hear them yet
From where I choose to stand.

For Peace is in that place, you see,
That strife is furthest from,
But no vantage have I ever found
Whence I can’t hear its drum.

~ The Woodsman’s Song ~

Rustic Snooze is not a real place in the sense that wood and stone are considered as the benchmark of real. Still, if you need it enough, it will find you, and you can find rest there.

Rustic Snooze

By LFM

Tired of all the madding nooze?
Facebook filled with foul peeyooze?
Need a spell of sweet repooze?
Find it here at Rustic Snooze.

Other inns have better vyooze,
Pedicures to pamper tooze,
Drinks made from exotic jooze,
For patrons long bereft of clooze.

If brow first’s how your life wind blooze
And rougher roads are those you chooze,
Don’t look for us, we’ll call for yooze,
With all you need at Rustic Snooze.

Here enjoy the finest booze,
Strong dark ales and hearty stooze,
Pulchritude of fairest flooze,
The kind you’d take to shop for shooze.

We’ve games of chance to win and looze,
A band that plays the darkest blooze,
And when comes time to doff your trooze,
A lullaby of lowing cooze.

At morning when the sun has rooze
You’ll find the light to rooster crooze,
And with it lessened worldly wooze,
As skins of onion peeled from Yooze.

However many nights to clooze
A guest may need to quell his throoze,
Stay as long as you may chooze,
Your room awaits at Rustic Snooze!