Groceries: The Advisory Ditty
Posted By Randy on July 25, 2024
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This poem sprang spontaneously from the offering of a very tasty clutch of nuts proferred to my hand this morning by Mrs. LFM with the words, “I went shopping hungry.”
The advice that follows is something we’ve all heard, even as some of us know better than to take it too far, if at all, because Hunters and Cooks know better.
A Song of Groceries
By LFM
We’re warned to never shop for food
When hunger rides along,
Lest your real needs give way
To things that don’t belong.
For there the merest gust of wind,
No stronger than a fart,
May blow from shelves the damnedest things
And land them in your cart.
Tres jolie