A Long Winter’s Night – How Many Times Must This Be Said?
Posted By Randy on December 26, 2012
Le Flambeau – AKA “The Torch”. Leave them in the volcanoes as Nature intended.
Never, ever, give a pet as a gift, whether at Christmas time or any other. I present to you a case in point – the latest craze – and one that as usual will not end well.
Le Flambeau, plural “Les Flambeaux” – although he that seeks to keep more than one needs must be beloved of the Goddess of Extinguishment – has so far been the sole source of ignition and accelerant in untold thousands of house fires since Black Friday. Cute, small, frisky and incendiary (those last two a particularly entertaining combination when natural Christmas trees and big coiffures impregnated with hair spray are involved), they won’t stay that way for long, and people who live in combustible houses shouldn’t act as though they’re living in an episode of Game of Thrones.
Fucking fuck and titty sprinkles.
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