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Whether you observe this particular day of the year as significant from a religious, secular, historic, or clueless perspective; feel it thrust upon you as something to be endured, or just don’t give two shits, there is one thing that can’t be denied where we live — the liquor stores are closed.

With this, the LFM Clan would like to wish all and sundry every bounty of the season to which your past and future life choices may have rendered you entitled.

I would also like to announce that this year’s run of A Long Winter’s Night has been unexpectedly bounced from its customary 21-31 December time slot, explaining the sudden record skip heard ’round the world the night after Day 1 went live. This verse may help explain the matter.

The cause of this speed bump, if I’m to be blunt,
Was some vital technology being a cunt,
So we rolled all the scrolls, and we set them aside,
For these holiday breakdowns just won’t be denied.

LFM, and Long Winter’s Night, will return in January 2019, so you won’t have missed a thing!

Until then Goode Reader.