Posted By Randy on May 25, 2011

I told her a ribald joke
And I still remember
The thud of her upper denture
Against the toe of my boot.
She peed herself
As I passed her teeth back to her
On bended knee.
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please tell me she was wearing pants at the time?
I never tell ribald jokes to pantsless senior citizens.