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Bitey taking the piss.

“Long heralded and now about to become reality, let this stand as official announcement of a new and semi-irregular LFM feature – Al Dente – With Bitey McBighterson! Beginning Saturday, 30 March 2013 and appearing whenever he gives a shit, Bitey will give you his unbridled, well gnawed interpretation of current events. After all, what better source to bring order out of chaos than a herding Dog who’s not afraid to deliver a nip if he thinks it’s necessary?” ~ Al Dente – With Bitey McBighterson

Yes I’m back, so I guess that means I found myself giving a shit. Or at least a piss, and here’s some kind of a rhyming thing I wrote about it. My People told me it resembles a stupid ditty about going to market to buy a fat pig, but why would you buy something you can just round up and drag home by the nose? Anyway, they’re smart and know a lot of things, so sing it if you want to.

Taking the Piss

By Bitey McBighterson

To mark it, to mark it,
I’m cocking my leg!
Then jauntily on again
Jiggity jeg!

To mark it, to mark it,
I’ll put on a show!
Let’s crank up the angle,
How high can it go?

To mark it, to mark it,
I’ll let the piss fly,
And if you disturb me
I’ll piss in your eye!

To mark it, to mark it,
I’ll sprinkle my pee,
So any who smell it
Will know it was me!