No More Phoning the Czar Until Further Notice
Posted By Randy on March 2, 2022
Things being what they are Nick, we have nothing to say to you.
Pursuant to the shenanigans and goings on in eastern Europe, effective immediately and until further notice, the Management will discontinue use of the well worn term “phoning the czar” as a euphemism for masturbation, as well as for all purposes up to and including actually phoning anyone bearing, or laying claim to, that epithet.
In keeping with this policy, we will leave it to Dream Patrol to play us out with the title track from their 1988 album that shall not be named. The choice is particularly apropos as, being instrumental, the band didn’t have to say it either.
Never heard that expression
Let me check it out
:-).
Oh, please be our guest! Just don’t say it.