Time Wounds All Heels
Posted By Randy on June 11, 2010
I have just received word that a particularly vile enemy of mine, a person I have always detested to a degree I find difficult to put into words, has done me the courtesy of dying. I am happy to report that, by this act, a life that rejoiced in the misery and misfortunes of others was finally capped with at least one act of decency.
To my mind, this person was a misery the world is better off without, and while I can’t take credit for having had a hand in offing them myself, I will be celebrating their deletion from this mortal coil for at least the next six months.
I offer these words in the sincere hope that they will help to offset the litany of sappy bullshit that was this person’s obituary.
Let the revelry begin.
Will you be giving the eulogy?
I think I already did.