Dark Sentiments 2012 – Day 19: Dead Eye Dick
Posted By Randy on October 19, 2012
Dead Eye Dick
By LFM
A necrophiliac desires
Coitus with the dead.
None that breathes will float their boat,
At least, that’s what I’ve read.
Some enjoy more “gamey” fare
While some prefer it “fresh”,
And some use oily marinades
To … lubricate … the flesh.
As open minded as I am,
This doesn’t work for me.
No more than fecal matter does,
Nor messing ’round with pee.
More animated partners are
What I require in bed.
I prefer the kind of chase
That doesn’t come from dead.
Yet saying that, I will admit,
That once I had a wife
Whose boudoir skills were hard to tell
From one who’s passed from life.
In the end I sent her hence,
Sworn never to return.
I warned her death’s the end of life,
It’s not a thing we learn.
So dead for real, or dead inside,
I do not think it fun
To sport with necrophiliacs,
Nor be caught dead with one.
Ars poetica…
Just to be on the safe side, it’s probably better not to be drinking anything while reading one of my poems. Stick to quick sips in between.
Great advice on both counts!