Dark Sentiments 2011 – Day 20: A Recent Zombification
Posted By Randy on October 20, 2011
Yesterday we looked at zombies and zombification – the dark art of creating a zombie. Part of that was the bizarre tale of Clairvius Narcisse who turned up alive 18 years after his “death” with reports of his zombification, 2 years enslaved as a zombie, his escape, and 16 years trying to find his way home.
Also discussed was “zombie powder”, a concoction of natural toxins and hallucinogens that constitutes the secret ingredient essential to the institution and maintenance of zombification. That’s right – at the root, non-prescription pharmaceuticals are the real magic.
Here at LFM, we’re always on the lookout for the bizarre, and just today Mrs. LFM turned up evidence of an even more recent case of zombification, once again with a clear drug connection. Black magic indeed!
Lindsay Lohan circa 2007, roundabout the onset of the zombification process.
Lindsay Lohan this week during a court appearance. We suspect her zombie powder must be of inferior quality for it to be taking this long, but nevertheless, the transformation is clearly well on the way. Just wait until the suppurating rot under those cheeks builds up enough pressure to break through!
Outstanding as usual Randy. Hats off to Mrs LFM too.How could we have missed it for so long ?LOL
Thank you Davie. As to how could we have missed it for so long, I torture myself perpetually over that question, and when I tire, Mrs. LFM takes over. She’s very skilled.
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