Home From th’ Wars
Posted By Randy on September 21, 2014
If you have to doff multiple kilograms of gear before you can even start taking off your clothes at the end of the day, then you will sympathize with this soldier. Gone to years worth of war, he’s returned to his Wife who, not unlike my own would do, has wrapped herself around him in greeting, giving him no time at all to even, “get oot his gear,” so he can get undressed first. Gods! Join me in a glass in celebration of delicious eagerness!
Home From th’ Wars
By LFM
Le’ me ge’ oot me gear lass!
Le’ me ge’ oot me gear!
Six years awa’ we’ve dreamed o’ this,
An’ we’ll get to it, n’er fear!
But I ken that you’ve forgotten
In the long time I’ve been gone
That I’m nay so long an’ hard as THAT,
T’is me CLAYMORE hilt yer on!
Hysterically funny! Glad he didn't meet that other famous war hero, the Menstrual Boy.
Wouldn't that have been timely.