Being in the Wild: The Original Control/Alt/Delete

| August 27, 2010

I’ve never been one to become bored by my own company. I was quite young when I realized that being alone wasn’t boring, and that to truly know boredom I had to be in the company of other people. For most of my childhood, and all of what has so far passed as my adult […]

No, No, No, FUCKING NO!

| August 20, 2010

In an article titled Mount Up! that appeared on the Golden Mountain Dog Solutions blog back on 2 August 2009, I wrote at length about a stupid invention that was then being marketed as the “Doggie Lover Doll”, touted as ” … the world’s first sex doll for dogs ….” I am happy to report […]

A Meditation on Cloudy Thinking

| August 17, 2010

Too many people with whom I’ve to do Go through life with their reason askew. When their answers arrive Two plus two equals five Using very large values of two.

A Codger’s Lament

| August 16, 2010

A hoary old codger out west Brought his doctor a special request, “This may seem rather queer, “But the reason I’m here, “Is to check out my sperm count, no jest!”

Another Piece of Ribaldry

| August 16, 2010

A teacher once offered a prize For a student to quickly devise What organ might When treated aright Grow 20 times larger in size.

A Bit of Irreverent Sunday Amusement Based on a Joke I Once Heard

| August 15, 2010

Renowned one-eyed whore, Cindy Lou Was in demand for the things she could do. For a bit more out of pocket You could screw her eye socket And she’d always keep an eye out for you!