A Long Winter’s Night – Day 5: The Drunkard’s Song
Posted By Randy on December 26, 2015
Source: collegetimes.com
The shitfaced Elf from yesterday’s Long Winter’s Night did rather well when he so vigorously snatched the neck of his bottle with both eyes open. It’s often hard for someone in such a state as requires an earthquake to walk straight to divine which of the two objects standing before them is the genuine article.
Our hero today may not have learned the perils of over drinking, but he knows how to solve this dilemma as old as fermentation.
The Drunkard’s Song
By LFM
A dram or ten had come to pass,
Poured down his throat by quaich and tasse,
He needs both hands to find his ass,
And one eye closed to grope his glass.
If living life has taught him little
And one eye closed won’t solve the riddle
Still viewed in twain, resists bediddle,
Just shut them both – go down the middle!
Bediddle indeed!